Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying! Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your spe
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Large bet on myself in round one. Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? It's toe-tappingly tragic! Yep, I remember. T
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Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase. Look, last night was a mi
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I just told you! You've killed me! Do a flip! I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all e
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