That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. I had more, but you go ahead. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Calculon is gonna
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Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Oh God, what have I done? You know, I was God once. But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Yeah, lots of people did. K
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Large bet on myself in round one. Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? It's toe-tappingly tragic! Yep, I remember. T
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Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase. Look, last night was a mi
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I just told you! You've killed me! Do a flip! I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all e
Continue Reading Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Oh God, what have I done? You know, I was God once. But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Yeah, lots of people did. K
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